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PostSubject: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:39 am

Q: Ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya?

A: I'm daing!

Q: Ano ang sabi ng isda nang hiwain siya sa gitna?

A: I'm tuna (two na).

Q: Bakit mas matataba ang mga may asawang lalaki kaysa sa mga walang
asawang lalaki?

A: Kasi ang mga walang asawang lalaki, pag-uwi, titingnan ang laman ng
ref niya at kapag walang nakita, humihiga na lang sa kama para matulog.
Ang may asawa, pag-uwi, titingnan ang kama at makikita ang misis nila,
pumupunta na lang sa kusina para buksan ang ref nila.

Q: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng lalaking tumataya sa lotto at ang lalaking
nakikipag-away sa misis niya.

A: Mas malaki ang tsansa ng lalaking manalo sa lotto kaysa sa
pakikipag-away sa misis niya.

gets?

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:40 am

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BINATA : Kung titignan ka ng naka sideview, 18 ka lang; kung nakatalikod
naman 16 lang; kung sa tangkad, 14 ka lang. Bale pagnakaharap ka ang
total ay 48, sweetheart.


pa flood ren

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:41 am

Waitress: How do you want your EGGS done, Sirs?

American: I want my eggs fried.

Japanese: I want it boiled.

Pinoy: Ala eh! Sa kin, hawakan mo na lang, masarap na yaan!

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:41 am

Akala ko ako na ang pinakamalungkot na tao ngunit nakita ko ang
isang lalake na walang mga kamay pero masayang masaya at kumekembot
kembot pa.

Nilapitan ko at tinanong ko sya kung bakit ang saya saya nya, "Bakit ang
saya-saya mo at pakembot kembot ka pa kahit wala kang mga kamay?"

"Eh kung ikaw 'tong walang kamay at nangangati itlog!", inis niyang
sagot.

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:06 am

aguy,,,


anu ba juwks koh,,?


hehe,,,


pag c pack man ang nanalo sa eleksyon
mag papatayu daw cya ng skul
ang pangalan pacquaio university


in short

PAC U


AT ANG TAWAG SA MGA NAG AARAL DUN AY..


PAQQERS...


HEEHHE,,!!

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:49 am

hahaha nc 1

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:56 pm

anung maganda.


sa araw ng mgaganda..?
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:25 pm

arrashi.me wrote:
anung maganda.


sa araw ng mgaganda..?



edi ung mga magaganda XD ahhaha


here's a secret code of Andal Ampatuan Jr which was decoded by NBI

X35
P33N I

H73N07 05 W, I

35V37d 3W d73H

Turn your
phone upside down to read !! ( ibaligtag mo ung ulo mo tapos basahin mo...!!)

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:50 pm



alam co Nua Yang sa ampAtuan ei
Yuck!!



bInaliktad co pa nga tlga UNg coM nmin d2 pwa mbsa co



LOlx



hndi 2 jowk



Lolx]













BOY: I know we are also matter we can't occupy the same space at the same time. Kaya aalis na lang ako.
GIRL: bakit ganun para tayong mga parallel lines, why can't we meet at the same point?
BOY: your verbs and actions are not correct that's why all of the subjects are affected.
GIRL: ayoko na. you've reached my boiling point. And now my heart is getting to its freezing point!


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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:54 pm






APO: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara.
LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon,
kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:58 pm




A flower
is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:01 pm






Nurse: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo?

Baliw: Oo naman! Siyempre!

Natutuwa ang nurse…
Nurse: Nasaan ba ang pamilya mo?

Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga, diba! Adik ka ba? Kulit mo eh!
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:02 pm




Kinausap ng doctor ang baliw.

Doctor: Magaling ka na pala. Sinagip mo friend mo na nalunod. Ang problem ay nagbigti din siya pagkatapos don sa CR.

Baliw: Hindi siya nagbigti doc. Sinabit ko siya don para matuyo. Basang basa kasi.
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:38 pm

APO: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara.
LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon,
kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!



wat a language

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:40 pm





waAa d



co N9a den



maiNTindihan ei
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:29 am

ahahaha bast post na lng

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:10 am




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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:17 am

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:31 am





NU oras ca Sleep.??
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:20 am

KeitNsuF wrote:
arrashi.me wrote:
anung maganda.


sa araw ng mgaganda..?



edi ung mga magaganda XD ahhaha


here's a secret code of Andal Ampatuan Jr which was decoded by NBI

X35
P33N I

H73N07 05 W, I

35V37d 3W d73H

Turn your
phone upside down to read !! ( ibaligtag mo ung ulo mo tapos basahin mo...!!)


ala suko..!


cnong ol dyan?


post post na..!
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:17 am



ao
pro



ma22lok nua din ao ei


2lok nua LOlx
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:47 am

binasa nyu nang baligtad ung CODES?

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:01 pm



MOwnin
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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:35 pm

pasok na me pa post lng

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PostSubject: Re: joker face   Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:00 am




eiLah


ayT


Jowk lahn Un


tInanung co Ung bsp kanina aa
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